North Korea Fails

So another attempt at  trying to impress the global community by North Korea, has failed. 

On Sunday, all of NK's months of planning when up in smok-- er... down in water. When their rocket, carrying a brand spanking new  satellite plunged into the sea. 

I swear, I have had enough of their crap. Kim Jong is like that annoying kid down the street that is always pulling stunts, in a desperate plea for attention, because daddy ignores him him. But ins tad of skateboarding off of a house, he is firing missiles. Here is a tip for Kim. 

Hello Kim, how about, instead  of trying to fire failure in  rocket form into orbit, you use that money to feed your starving people? They would like you a lot more, and you  know, if they like you.... no revolt... you don't die or go into exile... your people are nice and plump from tasty food, everyone wins!